Thursday, March 19, 2009

a blog post written in the style of britney spears because i am feeling white trashy


The minute the sun comes out I go all Appalachia on myself. Seriously, by July I'll have a slight southern drawl (like when your college roommate went to England for a year and came back saying "shed-yule" and it lasted, like, a day), a penchant for boys in pick up trucks and PBR, and perhaps some daisy dukes. Recently I've been thinking that jean shorts for summer are going to be a really good idea. Cut off? Maybe really dark denim with a cuff? It's actually been weighing on my mind since last summer but back then I was still trying to maintain some semblance of class and normalcy. But I think we're past that. Right? 

photo from here

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